dear mr nelson or your highness my prince or symbol or TAFKAP or my prince at last again,
als repräsentantin der im folgenden abgefertigten minderheit fühle ich mich diskriminiert. shame on you, my black brother.
Special Note to Macintosh Users
Unfortunately, our content will not play reliably and with full functionality on Macintosh computers due to known incompatibilities between the Mac OS and Microsoft's Windows Media Player Digital Rights Management (DRM) system. Microsoft has verified this compatibility problem in an article on its website, essentially explaining that there are many cases where "there is no way to resolve the issue, and you won't be able to play the file." You can read the entire article at Microsoft.com.
If you still wish to attempt to play our content on a Macintosh, we have some suggestions (we are unable to support Mac users should these steps fail to work nor can we issue refunds): (...)
Note to iPod users: the iPod does not support the Windows Media DRM file format, and therefore will not play this content.
Macintosh users who purchase content but then cannot get it to play on their computers cannot get refunds since our service explicitly does not support the Macintosh platform (See "Special Note to Macintosh Users".) Macintosh users are invited to login from a computer that meets our system requirements to download their purchased content and then burn it to an audio CD for their personal use on any CD player.
Unfortunately, we cannot provide further assistance or refunds if the above suggestions do not work on your Macintosh. We appreciate the desire of our enthusiastic Mac-based users to access our content as do we appreciate your understanding with regards to the limitations of Microsoft's Windows Media Player for Macintosh and lack of a Mac DRM for Windows that an independent store can use.
mr nelson, we appreciate the desire of your enthusiastic microsoft-bond-slaves managing your virtual music business to achieve our kind understanding as do we appreciate your deeper capacity to understand that we have to suggest to rename your company from the New Power Generation to the Underachieved Potential Generation.
regards..
(full "help"-text here)
als repräsentantin der im folgenden abgefertigten minderheit fühle ich mich diskriminiert. shame on you, my black brother.
Special Note to Macintosh Users
Unfortunately, our content will not play reliably and with full functionality on Macintosh computers due to known incompatibilities between the Mac OS and Microsoft's Windows Media Player Digital Rights Management (DRM) system. Microsoft has verified this compatibility problem in an article on its website, essentially explaining that there are many cases where "there is no way to resolve the issue, and you won't be able to play the file." You can read the entire article at Microsoft.com.
If you still wish to attempt to play our content on a Macintosh, we have some suggestions (we are unable to support Mac users should these steps fail to work nor can we issue refunds): (...)
Note to iPod users: the iPod does not support the Windows Media DRM file format, and therefore will not play this content.
Macintosh users who purchase content but then cannot get it to play on their computers cannot get refunds since our service explicitly does not support the Macintosh platform (See "Special Note to Macintosh Users".) Macintosh users are invited to login from a computer that meets our system requirements to download their purchased content and then burn it to an audio CD for their personal use on any CD player.
Unfortunately, we cannot provide further assistance or refunds if the above suggestions do not work on your Macintosh. We appreciate the desire of our enthusiastic Mac-based users to access our content as do we appreciate your understanding with regards to the limitations of Microsoft's Windows Media Player for Macintosh and lack of a Mac DRM for Windows that an independent store can use.
mr nelson, we appreciate the desire of your enthusiastic microsoft-bond-slaves managing your virtual music business to achieve our kind understanding as do we appreciate your deeper capacity to understand that we have to suggest to rename your company from the New Power Generation to the Underachieved Potential Generation.
regards..
(full "help"-text here)
